I'm a bit dubious about writing this since one of the obvious conclusions will be that I've actually read some of this stuff. But really, who hasn't snuck a peek at Penthouse's "Forum" or some such? (Don't answer that.)
Anyway I've been meaning to put forth some speculations on authorship. The stories that include references to size in specific numbers (specific highly inflated numbers) and much talk of fluids, the author was a man. No woman I know will wax rhapsodic about 9 inch... well, you get the idea. And dripping juices is hardly a feminine ideal. Women's stories tend to have more cuddling and vagaries. Any reference to size is usually in terms of "widened eyes".
Admittedly, I've not a huge knowledge base to draw from here, but the bit that I've read all tends to the same exaggerations. Why? Regular sex has always been good enough for me. When I can get it.
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But really, who hasn't snuck a peek at Penthouse's "Forum" or some such? (Don't answer that.)
Nuts, because I am more than willing to cross that line. Oh well, colour me strange. But then, I get asked sometimes "Why do men do this?" and I am forced to answer, "I... don't... know... I was hoping you could explain my half of the species to me."
Thanks by the way for stopping by the Imperial the other day. Niagara was blessed by your presence I am sure.
I suppose I only meant "don't answer that" if the answer would be reinforcing the concept that I'm the only female on earth who reads this stuff (albeit not frequently or regularly).
And I hardly think 'blessed' is the right word. Although it was nice to spend some money in a NON-tourist part of town.
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