Why neocons are warmongers

As you can see the Nobel Peace Prize is a blatant manifestation of everything the 'neo-conservatives' are against. Clearly three naked men hugging is a tacit endorsement of homosexuality. It's no wonder so many are clambering for a military response to North Korea and Iran. We wouldn't want to appear weak and queer or anything.
Of course this is just the kind of thing you expect from the pansy-ass Europeans, where in Norway, the artist who designed this medal has a whole park full of naked statues with penises and breasts and ... Oh God, the way they are touching each other... It's just --- avert your eyes!! Heathen.

All this makes me want to hug a naked man. Or three.