We forego the candles to prevent the buttercream from melting in the heat.

Last year on this day, I reminded you of all the spectacular things that happened on February 17th in history. This year, I'll just remind you of the important one. (hint: it's not the Battle of Rudau)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LSH! One year closer to FREE COFFEE AT McDONALD'S!!

(It's good to have goals.)