Jealous much?

When you're sitting in front of the TV on a chilly, gray, Sunday afternoon, flipping channels, where do you stop? I stop when I see Burt.
Having a limited choice of viewing, (I don't get movie channels or the crocodile hunter or hours of poker) I tend toward good ole reliable PBS. And on Sunday afternoons I can take a trip to a lovely exotic locale enjoying food, culture and company without gaining a pound and the hassle of international airports.
BUT, watching Burt (Rick is not nearly as good as Burt) also stirs a lot of envy. I am wistfully jealous of his amazing job. I would give my eyeteeth, left leg and my journalism degree to have his job. Not the TV part, but the travel, culture, history and eating part. How do you get a job like this?