Adult Virgins. Actually virgins aren’t nearly as annoying as just the specific ones who think that the answer to the world’s ills is abstaining from sex until their wedding day. I want to hear someone who’s had sex (I mean good sex –not high school boy sex) tell me that it’s worth the wait, and having it with the same man for the rest of your life is fine. Actually, that won’t even work, because at least she has an idea of what she’s passed up to be with the love of her life. I want to hear a virgin-on-her-wedding-day say, after seven years of marriage, that it was worth it. I want to hear that she is still so thrilled with her decision that now she will recommend it as a cure to America’s social ills.
I, on the other hand, would like to formally recommend sex. Lots of it, between consenting adults.
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