December 27, 2005

Always remember---

"There's a lot of power in a good cow. Even though our police officers pump iron, it's not easy for us to assume control over a cow weighing several hundred kilos."

1 comment:

Grammarian@mindspring.com said...

I admit to having very little cow competence myself.

I also admit to liking this joke:
Two cows are talking. The first one says to the second one, "Hey, are you afraid of getting Mad Cow Disease?" And the second cow says, "Why should I? I'm a chicken!"

(The word verification for this post was "icycok." Is it some sort of Freudian test?)