Depilation hell

I am preparing myself for an hour or so of hair-removal so that I can look my sexiest for the company dinner I have to attend this evening. Why women do this is beyond me. I know that there is a long history of stripping our bodies of hair, but I can't imagine anyone at anytime thinking that it would be fun. You know damn well that the first woman in history to attempt this was doing it to impress a man. Stupid girl. Now, centuries later, I'm paying the price.