I know a guy. I dated him in high school my sophomore year (which was more years ago than I care to contemplate) prior to being unceremoniously dumped prior to his senior year so he could “play the field.” But I got on well with his folks, we’d vacationed together our first summer dating, and so I kept in touch. With them. I also saw him at college occasionally. (We both attended the same one.) We have mutual friends. That sort of thing.
About once a year I get an email from him announcing some life event of his, usually career-oriented, but some personal. The last one was announcing a play with which he's involved. I got that one about 2 months ago so I figured that was it for the year. I was wrong:
To: My Friends!
Subject: GARAGE SALE: Own a Piece of Dave
MULTI-FAMILY GARAGE SALE: SATURDAY, JUNE 24 9am - 3pmIKEA bed & shelf unit; baby toys, equipment & clothes, strollers, car seats; matching stereo cabinet & corner shelves; kitchen appliances & decorative items; guitar; posters; books & videos and much, much more.
Mark your calendar. whoopee.
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