I'm so ridiculously in fashion that I'm setting trends fully 15 years in advance. Honest.
When, years ago, I was active in the University AIDS Coalition at my school, I participated in the homecoming parade dressed as the Condom Queen. Yup. My fifteen minutes of fame consisted of waving in the back of a convertible and tossing flyers about AIDS awareness wrapped around complimentary Ramses with spermicide. While I did not wear a gown of condoms as these trend-setters do, I did have a becoming sash fashioned of rubbers. So I did technically wear condoms as a garment long before the current trend.
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