Squirrelly

Someone else is documenting Squirrel-Qaeda. Proof that squirrels are, indeed, objectively pro-terror.

Squirrels are creating havoc nationwide, in fact, although the incidents are scattered. But when the stories are gathered together, a clear pattern emerges, one worthy of Alfred Hitchcock.

The author of the story then goes on to cite several recent incidents inclined to inspire terror by the insidious suicide bombers within Squirrel-Qaeda who have already infiltrated our homeland.
Among them:

Oct. 18: A squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a Bayonne, N.J., woman's car.
Oct. 19: A squirrel caused a power outage in Galesburg, Ill., by throwing himself on a transformer.
Oct. 22: A squirrel was found dead at the scene in Santa Cruz, Calif., after he caused an electrical line to catch fire when he got tangled in it, thereby knocking out power for 6,600 residents.
And of course there was the squirrel who made a spectacle of himself atop the right-field foul pole at Yankee Stadium during the playoffs earlier this month.

I've been warning people since June about this.