April 2, 2008

The Beijing of the past

We haven't gone anywhere interesting in a while, so today we'll visit the China that you're not seeing in the news.


photo by WWW.MATIKRIMERMAN.COM

"The Forbidden City is the world's largest surviving palace complex ." Emperor Zhu Di began building the city in 1406 during the second generation of the Ming Dynasty. "Construction lasted 15 years, and required more than a million workers."
The written history of China itself extends back 5000 years. Among the proverbial "ancient Chinese inventions" are:



  • Chinese calendar (duh)

  • Chopstick (My father always told me the fork was an ancient Chinese invention.)

  • Dildo (This is questionable as I'm sure most women would agree; dildos are much older than this.)

  • Toothbrush (as most of pre-18th century Europe can attest)

  • Toilet paper (You never think of who invented toilet paper, do you? But I bet you're thankful you're not washing up after the lack of it.)

  • Traditional Chinese medicine (again, duh)

  • π (They didn't actually invent pi, but they did the most accurate calculation of it without a supercomputer.)

  • The cannon (War is the mother of invention.)

  • Crossbow (ditto)

  • The Flamethrower (ditto)

  • Early explosive grenades (ditto)

    Also included in the technologial advances we owe to great Chinese polymaths:
    Flash lock
    Drydock
    Odometer
    Paddle wheel, for boats
    Paper money
    Parachutes
    Pontoon bridge
    Porcelain
    Postal system
    Saw
    Segmental Arch Bridge
    Seismometer
    Scissors
    Steel
    Suspension bridge
    Star catalogue
    Tea
    Collapsable Umbrella
    Vaccination
    Water clock
    Waterwheel
    Windmill

Lots of bridges, and water-related items.


Yes, they have a horrible history of human rights violations, but so do we, really. So do all human civilizations. Stop for a moment and think about the fact that this amazing imperial city was built about 85 years before Columbus set foot on North American soil, 400 years before Washington D.C. (our version of an imperial city) was begun, 260 years before the city of London burned, this city, composed almost entirely of wood, was built and still stands.

No comments: