September 25, 2008

On the outs

Yesterday was a day for outs. Lindsay Lohan and Clay Aiken both officially "outed" themselves. (Although anyone who's surprised needs to have their naivete surgically removed.)
Congress is bailing out the money-grubbers who have bit off more than they can chew.
McCain is begging out of this Friday's scheduled debate (allegedly to work on passing that $700 billion bailout).
The only person who's still not coming out is poor, misunderstood, unfairly maligned Sarah Palin who can't understand why she should answer a single question when all she has to do is smile and nod and make an occasional lipstick joke to have millions of ignorant voters fawning over her.

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