Must be the full moon, the headlines this weekend were somewhat akin to a 5-car pile-up on the interstate. You want to look away, but you just can't.
How Life Without Sex Works -is this something we need to know?
Pork better for sex than Viagra? -is this something we need to know?
Sticky, smelly Bag Balm: Problem-salving for all -we've moved on to puns.
Pastor accused of pulling gun on son at church -that's one way to get your kids to church
Man Says He Was Shot, Robbed Near Bar -you would think the news people would verify this, yes?
Libya overturns Swiss man's jail -Libya is strong enough to overturn a jail.
and my personal favorite:
Plan to halve smokers in 10 years -well, that's one way to get people to stop smoking.