The Punkincat, like most cats, loves milk. However punkincat's preferred method for drinking milk is to dip her paw (delicately) into a half-full glass of milk and lick it off said paw.
The Punkindog, not wanting to be outdone in weird behaviors, is afraid of her own farts. She actually startles and runs away. As you can imagine, this is hilarious. The unfortunate side of this is that you can never blame your own digestive issues on the dog.