I know the label says "yum," but it's not.

Taking a break from politics for a brief foray into food. Or products that are consumed orally, since I wouldn't call any of these "food."
"6 Meat-Based Beverages Sure to Make You Queasy" pretty much tells it like it is. If you're reading this over breakfast or lunch. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

For a glimpse of what you're missing: pureed frog ("Usually, the living frogs will be selected by the customer from an aquarium, beaten unconscious, and skinned before being liquefied." Hey, at least they skin 'em.) and fermented deer penis ("The drink, which reportedly tastes quite bad, was banned from being consumed by athletes during the 2008 Beijing Olympic games." Really? Tastes bad. I'm shocked.).

I rest my case.