Not that I noticed or anything, but why do all the Penthouse Forum-style stories feature gorgeous women with gigantic breasts, no cellulite, and a huge desire to give blow jobs while fondling their equally attractive sorority sister?
And why does every trashy romance novel end with the drop-dead handsome man declaring his undying love and heading to the nearest church to exchange vows?
The reality is that a slightly-overweight, plainly-pretty girl awkwardly attempts a blow job for her geeky pizza-delivery boyfriend in the hope that the recipient will be kind enough to call her the next day and maybe they can move in together in a year or so.
Ah. Well, you can't deny that the gorgeous sorority girls and handsome sensitive heroes make for much better reading.
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Really?? I once turned down a chance to deliver pizzas. Damn.
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