Conceited Delusional Prat

My favorite exchange of the story of Samantha Brick's "Too Pretty" column in which she bemoans the fact that women hate her because she's beautiful:

"I'm not smug and I'm no flirt, yet over the years I've been dropped by countless friends who felt threatened if I was merely in the presence of their other halves. If their partners dared to actually talk to me, a sudden chill would descend on the room." ~Samantha Brick

 "Oh get over yourself dear. You are NOT THAT pretty, just average. : VERY average. I think you've lost female friends because you're a conceited delusional prat. Is this a belated April Fool's story DM?" ~Reader's comment.