January 15, 2013

Cat-proof

Is there such a thing as cat insurance? Or a kitty rider on the homeowners' policy? I don't want to insure our cat(s). I want to insure our possessions against the damage done to them by the cat(s). The big dumb clumsy one (yes, we have a clumsy cat) is the worst.
Not only does he try jumping on things that will not support him, he flings himself at screens and hangs on them. He knocks things over with annoying regularity, and, worst of all, he chews anything plastic, notably wire covered in plastic. He has officially destroyed two pairs of headphones (and not the cheap ear-buds) by chewing through the wires.
I'm seriously considering tempting him with a plugged-in lamp. (Don't tell the ASPCA.)

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