Unzesty

I fell asleep in the Big Orange Chair yesterday. I rarely do this for two reasons.
One, I'm pretty obsessive about rooms being used for what they were intended. We don't read in the bedroom. We don't eat in the living room (except for very special occasions). We don't watch TV in the kitchen (and certainly not the bedroom!). So I have issues with sleeping in the living room. (Hey, if you're gonna have an obsession, this seems like a pretty innocuous one to have.)
And two, I'm a really bad chair-sleeper. The few times I've done it have resulted in a bizarrely kinked body shape that invariably leads to the neck/back/head/etc -ache that I woke up with this morning. I probably snore too.