February 4, 2014

I'd like to teach the world to sing

You know that singing "America the Beautiful" in English, Spanish, Tagalog, Hindi, Senegalese French, Hebrew, Mandarin, Keres Pueblo, and Arabic doesn't hurt America, right?
You know that honoring your heritage with a knowledge of the language of your ancestors does not make you less American, right?
You know that "American the Beautiful" is NOT the National Anthem, right?
You know that your outrage over this pleasant little ad that is selling you type 2 diabetes and obesity 12 ounces of high fructose corn syrup at a time is making you look like a pretty big asshole, right?

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