Hawkish on terrorism

Never let it be said that the residents of the White House are not protecting us from the dangers of squirrel-Qaeda.
The New York Times reports a red-tailed hawk "has been spotted several times stalking prey on the White House lawn, including last week when it dived and grabbed an unfortunate squirrel and tore into it at lunchtime... ."

Doug Mills/The New York Times

Tom Auer of the National Audubon Society says, “If they find a good population of squirrels, they will stay until the food supply is exhausted.” 

That's right, squirrel-Qaeda, your days are numbered.