It's like a car wreck

It is a sad state of affairs that headlines like this are NOT from the Onion:

Ben Carson would skip meeting families of Oregon mass shooting but ‘would probably go to the next one’

I suppose at least he's planning ahead...

As stupidly insensitive as that is, at least it isn't downright insulting and false. Marco Rubio wins the prize for that one by suggesting no, SAYING OUTRIGHT that women "look forward" to having abortions so they can get rich off selling the fetal tissue. Yes, he did.

The staff at the Onion is panicking because they can't come up with more ridiculous fake news that could top these two.