Dubious world record

In idle curiosity I popped to the Guinness World Records site to check on my ornery cat's run for the "Oldest Cat" title (which, by the way, he's 12 years shy of), and as I'm scrolling down the list of records including everything from Largest Taco to Richest Supermodel, I see (I'm not kidding) Oldest Penis. How was I to pass that up? How are you gonna pass it up? I know you're clicking that link right now....