January 23, 2006

Love encyclical

In the public interest, fellow-blogger Mr. Sun is offering tips for identifying and combating lust leading up to Mr. Pope Benedict's Love-Lust encyclical on January 25th.
His recommendations include blogging:
"Blogging is a unisex lust repellant. Publishing the minutiae of your ever-shrinking life serves the dual purpose of closeting yourself from the opposite sex and making you unattractive in the event that contact occurs."
and (my personal favorite) wearing coulottes.
"Culotte-wearing could do more to eradicate lust in our time than anything I know."

I'm betting that I could inspire lust in a pair of coulottes.

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