March 4, 2006

Define "satisfaction"

A 21-year-old actress working in Hollywood who'd grown up in New York should know that female breasts do very little for a gay man's satisfaction.
Yeah, Mr. Mizrahi shouldn't have reached out to touch someone on the red carpet of the Golden Globes and he really shouldn't be thinking of a repeat performance tomorrow night at the Oscars, but Scarlett Johansson's allegation that he was getting his jollies just doesn't wash. Now, if it had been Heath Ledger's package he was checking the adjustment on... maybe.

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