"An elderly driver was cited after a pedestrian said he nudged her twice with his vehicle for walking too slowly." She didn't respond to the first nudge.
"Authorities said a woman wasn't wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger's door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes." Damn smokers. Always looking for the post-coital cigarette.
"Chachi the Chihuahua is back home in Florida, thanks to a couple who found the pooch in southwest Ohio 10 months after it went missing. Owner Robert Bartman, of Gainesville, Fla., said he doesn't know how the dog ended up 700 miles from home." Perhaps he was running from the insipid name?
"A Pennsylvania high school ordered more than 450 shot glasses for its prom, a move the assistant principal now says sent the wrong message." Ya think?
And the story of the Taiwanese man who was bitten on the penis by a snake that was hanging out in his toilet included this wonderful quote: "'As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go,' the director [of the hospital], who declined to be named, said. 'A snake's mouth isn't always clean.'"
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