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• Giant Storks May Have Fed On Real Hobbits
  What geek could pass by a headline like that?
• Some Frogs Pee Out Junk From Their Bodies Obviously designed to appeal to the 10-and-under crowd.
• Endangered Mountain Gorilla Population on the Rise Yay!
• Illegal Shark Feeding May Have Triggered Attacks
Okay, one, it's illegal to feed sharks? And two, who feeds sharks?
• Evolutionary Twist: Snails Trade Awkward Sex for SurvivalI know I'd trade awkward sex for just about anything, so survival seems like a good deal.
• Zookeepers Dress in Panda Costumes for the Sake of the Cub Sure. Or they just like playing dress-up.