I have been remiss in tracking the recent work of squirrel-Qaeda. I noticed a few news stories chronicling their exploits, notably, the six-acre fire in Cameron, Texas, which is a horrible tale of the destruction these terrorists can cause. But on the positive side, West (by God) Virginia is allowing its God-fearing citizens a whole extra month to exterminate the wily rodents.
What truly terrified me though, was the evidence of indoctrination at the seats of liberal learning in this fair land. I expect the coddling of terrorists at places like Cornell which has an official Squirrel Club, but learning that University of Michigan has condoned the organization turns my stomach. How can we protect our country from this network of evil if they are poisoning the hearts and minds of our youth with their cute furriness?
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