January 20, 2012

NOT Friday Book Blogging

I am taking the unprecedented step of skipping a regular Friday Book Blog to warn you all of an impending attack. Squirrel-Qaeda has infiltrated our government at the highest levels and has established, tomorrow, January 21, as "Squirrel Appreciation Day." *gasp*
These ruthless rodents want you to appreciate them. This is just another insidious attempt to lull us into believing that their fuzzy tails and bright button-eyes are not hiding a destructive force. Don't let them fool you into becoming a sympathizer. With the new National Defense Authorization Act in place, even feeding this menace could land you in jail indefinitely. Beware. The cute covers up a multitude of sins.

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