Why is it that every asshole who wins some sporting event thanks God?
Even if God actually existed, he would not be assisting your win. He did not help you catch that ball or tackle that quarterback. You are crediting the Deity with the creation of the universe, known and unknown, and you think he's taking time off to make sure the Ravens bring home a trophy? Yeah. Those 3 million starving Africans: screw 'em. God's making sure Ray Lewis gets one more ring.
You will see this same rant next month following the Oscars.
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