No less than the newspaper of record, the Gray Lady herself, the New York Times, has confirmed my years of research and suspicions. Squirrels are out to destroy us.
The author, Jon Mooallem, writes, " But since Memorial Day, I’ve cataloged reports of 50 power outages
caused by squirrels in 24 states. (And these, of course, are only those
power outages severe enough to make the news."
They hate us for our freedom.