October 29, 2013

Fear us

Not only have squirrel-Qaeda branched out beyond power outages, as evidenced by this squirrel-vandalized bicycle (anti-Green), but they have been our enemies for decades. Proof in the Des Moines Register police blotter from 1943: "Rev. I. R. Magers had to have a squirrel forcibly removed from his thumb after it bit him while he was picking apples."
We will continue the fight. They are right to fear us.

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