Not only have squirrel-Qaeda branched out beyond power outages, as evidenced by this squirrel-vandalized bicycle (anti-Green), but they have been our enemies for decades. Proof in the Des Moines Register police blotter from 1943: "Rev. I. R. Magers had to have a squirrel forcibly removed from his thumb after it bit him while he was picking apples."
We will continue the fight. They are right to fear us.