Levity in the face of intransigence

On the last day of America (as we know it) prior to economic collapse which will turn our nation into a beyond-the-thunderdome hellscape and have middle-aged women bartering sex for gasoline, let's visit a sea monster.
A marine scientist spotted the silvery carcass of an 18-foot-long, serpent-like oarfish while snorkeling off the Southern California coast.
Cleveland, not to be outdone, has its own monsters.



Update: Yay! on the deal to keep our country functioning.