Okay, I can see the appeal of cyber shopping.

On this Cyber Monday, while enjoying yet another day of PTO (paid time off) --WHY DIDN'T I TAKE THESE DAYS IN WARM WEATHER!?!?-- I had planned to do a bit of Christmas shopping via the Interwebs. But all the so-called "specials" for this day seem to consist solely in the "bargain" of free shipping. Boo. Hiss.
I'm going out. Once I change out of my pajamas... .