And a glow-in-the-dark rat

I like my Halloween spooky. Not terror-scary. Not gory-scary. I don't like fake (or real, for that matter) blood. I don't like the fake-Jason (or real, for that matter) jumping out at you with a chainsaw. I also don't like the cute ghosts and giggly ghouls that people decorate with. Smiling jack-o-lanterns are one thing. Smiling mummies? Not so much. So my Halloween decor consists pretty much of skeletons and tombstones. Creepy, a little spooky, bloodless, and not cute.

Boy am I getting picky in my old age!