A free lunch

The head of al-Qaeda may have been killed, but squirrel-Qaeda still thrives as evidenced by this brazen young operative who will stop at nothing to destroy reporter Dan Harris's lunch.

It's not so funny now, is it?

ABCNews should call in the Oklahoma County Sheriff's Department. They have a history of "always get[ting] his squirrel." The announcement followed the capture of fugitive Chewy who caused over $700.00 in damage to department patrol cars. His reign of terror is over.