I can see how that would be a problem.

You can learn something from the ridiculous "ODD NEWS" stories littering the Internet.
"As those erectile dysfunction commercials so regularly note, priapism can technically be onset after just four hours and is generally considered an emergency medical condition. The condition is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection."

 WOW. Please note, all you sheep out there, Priapus is also considered the "protector of flocks."


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You knew today's post would be something about sex. After all, it is May Day.